A fan put together this video to go along with a song he wrote... about me! What an honor. I think it's funny. Here are the lyrics:

"KIM KARDASHIAN"
BY DANIEL E. BARNES

HER HAIR IS JET BLACK
AND HER EYES ARE DARK BROWN
ALL OF HER ASSETS
ARE PERFECTLY ROUND
SHE’S COVERED IN BLING
FROM HEAD TO TOE
EVERYONE KNOWS HER NAME
WHEREVER SHE GOES

CHORUS:
KIM KARDASHIAN
WILL NEVER BE MY GIRLFRIEND
THAT’S MY REALITY
I DRIVE THIS OLD BEAT UP FORD
KIM ROLLS IN A BRAND NEW LUXURY IMPORT
SHE’S WAY TOO HOT FOR ME
KIM’S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE
KIM’S IN ALL OF THE
THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES
WHAT WOULD A GIRL LIKE THAT
WANT WITH A SLOB LIKE ME
SHE GOES TO FANCY PARTIES
WITH HOLLYWOOD’S ELITE
THERES JUST NO WAY IN HELL
I COULD EVER COMPETE

BRIDGE:
I GUESS IT DOESN’T HURT TO DREAM
BUT MAN IS IT A DRAG TO FACE
THE REALITY (THAT)
REPEAT CHORUS:


Do you think Daniel sounds like another popular musician? Let me know what you think about the song in the comments section!

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It is so funny but its also sooo sweet in this dorky kinda way!

haha xD So funny :) and its good too! Soo, when is shopdashonline.com going to launch? P.s I think you are so great, I am your number ONE fan! haha, think tou got a fan from Sweden, isn't that cool?

how sweet and funny..

hey kim. the song is really cute. i think he will make a great musician.

daniel is a great musician. beautiful voice! kim when is your makeup video gona be up and how do u open your own boutique we'd love to learn how! you're awesome and i love ur blog

I think that is SOOOO sweet and an honor to have someone take the time to write something about you.....when ever you see things like this do you run and call reggie and ask him to see it too? wonder what he thinks? Love ya KIM

Aww, that's cute!! Keep your head up Daniel...

How funny but cute!He's got a lot of time on his hands LOL

thats so funny, i wonder how long that took to write

Cute song, guess I'll have to change my comment I.D. "slightly" when I'm commenting your beauty eh? Didn't know there were two Daniel fans =P

P.S. Much love sweetie.

That is a cute song.

it's soooo cute. i love the part where he says "HER HAIR IS JET BLACK
AND HER EYES ARE DARK BROWN
ALL OF HER ASSETS
ARE PERFECTLY ROUND." hahaha. what a guy thing 2 say. i like it tho. the melody makes it sweet and funny. what does reggie think about it? lol.

daniel is going to be so happy you not only went to listen to it, but posted it..

it's sweet..

what about reggie?? LOL

hey Kim!
this song is soo cute lol.. BEST OF LUUCK DANIEL!!!
- luz mireya

I lied u a fat hoe kim. suk my dick. shut the site down no one give a damn

he's 100% right you are way too hot for him-but he seems like a sweetheart,funny song:)
Love Ya Kim:)

i am lesbian be my gurl

DASH ONLINE! When will it be up and running? I understand it is a lot of work to do, but I can't wait! :) Idea...have a student who is studying MulitMedia do it for you, kinda like an intern. There are so many of us that would love to shop at your store, but do not live in Cali. I've already signed up to be notified when the site launches. Make it a priority and business will be BOOMING! (Which I'm sure it already is, all things considered.) :) But it will be extra booming from all us online shoppers! THANKS DOLL! :)

booming is your ass. get that fat sucked out!!

cute song

Awww...
Kim, seriously, you should go on a date with this guy and have Reggie there too, just to make his dream a reality. That would be so cute and such a good KUWTK episode!!
That is so sweet of you to post his song on your site. You probably made his day!
Pinky xoxo

go on a date with my asshole

HEY KIM!...aww the song is soo sweet.. u should have him meet you, im sure he would be the happiest men alive! l0l
much love!!

Liz Mireya..your just jealous honey. Plus nobody wants to go on a date with you, cause usually only ugly people hate on Kim. GET A LIFE LOSER!! haha

Btw Kim, the video is just hilarious. Reminds me of something from MAD TV or SNL

very cool!

very cool!

Looks like the troll haters are out again tonight.... Go back into your caves!

KIM CAN U ANSWER THIS ASAP!! PLS!!!! THE MAC POWDER NW45 WHAT KIND IS IT? AND JUST SO YOU KNOW CAN YOU NOT TELL PEOPLES WHAT YOU WEAR OR HAVE ANYMORE PLS!!. BUT JUST ANSWER WHAT I ASKED ,WELL ITS BECAUSE THERE COULD TO BE PEOPLES HYPER IN ADDICTION TO BUYING ON AND ON THINGS IT WOULD BE HURTING THEM THEY WOULD HAVE TO SPEND THEIR MONEY AND GOING THROUGH SHITS AND IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLES ITS JUST THAT WHENEVER THIS HAPPENS PRETTY PEOPLES LIKE YOU I WANT TO COPY YOUR BEAUTY AND WHAT YOU HAVE COULD MAKE ME GO NUTS ,SO IT WOULD BE BETTER TO NOT KNOW THEN KNOW PLS SAVE PEOPLES LIKE ME STRESS!!

Lilly, just walk into a Mac store and have a make-up artist match a powder that fits YOUR skin. Stop being psycho over make-up powder!

haha it kind of reminds me of adam sandler and all his songs like the thanksgiving and Chanukah songs. lol

STFU CASEY U UGLU BITCH

Oh you are so gorgeous. are you still play on M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m which is a celeb datin site. Did you find the right man?

Lilly and Mark you are the same person. Again, take my advice! Only ugly people would admit that they want to copy "Kim's beauty" as you just said! Smh. Totally sad.

Haha, love the video! Like someone else commented..def. like a Adam Sandler type of video. I wonder if this guy has seen you post his video on here yet..

lol........... is really funny but really cute in a Weird Way lol...
THATS HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU GIRL♥

Kim, Thank You so much!!!! For taking the time to recognize my song/video on your website. Especially, considering how BUSY you are. I\'ve been writing songs for years now and you are the very First person to EVER stop and take notice!!! You\'ll never know how much this means to ME!!! After a 10 hour workday to get home and see all of this is truley AMAZING! Thanks again you are the BEST!!!

Kim, I think that could be a hit song. Top ten at least. You probably know someone in the music biz. You should point them in his direction. How cool would that be. This is obviously not the first song he has written. You both ROCK. Love ya, Scott

CASEY FUCK U

danny has been a friend of mine since we were kids. he's a GREAT musician.
thanks for giving him some love!!!
t

the song sucks and so do u. your not even that pretty there's millions of women in the world who look 10000x times better than u but we're just not all celebs. stop being so fake too.
www.myspace.com/monantehloraft

Hi Kim. Your show and family are interesting to watch, but I have one request and this is sincere: please will you NOT wear fur?!? It's not glamorous. It is DEAD. If you knew what these animals went through for the "fashion" for people to wear, you would not want to be party to it in any shape or manner. Many are kept in small cages and go "cage crazy", have their necks broken and are thrown into a pile to be skinned, many are ANALLY electrocuted. There is just no excuse to be wearing fur in this day and age knowing what these animals go through. I hope you'll be compassionate and drop the fur. Check out www.furisdead.com

Hi Kim. Your show and family are interesting to watch, but I have one request and this is sincere: please will you NOT wear fur?!? It's not glamorous. It is DEAD. If you knew what these animals went through for the "fashion" for people to wear, you would not want to be party to it in any shape or manner. Many are kept in small cages and go "cage crazy", have their necks broken and are thrown into a pile to be skinned, many are ANALLY electrocuted. There is just no excuse to be wearing fur in this day and age knowing what these animals go through. I hope you'll be compassionate and drop the fur. Check out www.furisdead.com

Hi Kim. Your show and family are interesting to watch, but I have one request and this is sincere: please will you NOT wear fur?!? It's not glamorous. It is DEAD. If you knew what these animals went through for the "fashion" for people to wear, you would not want to be party to it in any shape or manner. Many are kept in small cages and go "cage crazy", have their necks broken and are thrown into a pile to be skinned, many are ANALLY electrocuted. There is just no excuse to be wearing fur in this day and age knowing what these animals go through. I hope you'll be compassionate and drop the fur. Check out www.furisdead.com

Hi Kim. Your show and family are interesting to watch, but I have one request and this is sincere: please will you NOT wear fur?!? It's not glamorous. It is DEAD. If you knew what these animals went through for the "fashion" for people to wear, you would not want to be party to it in any shape or manner. Many are kept in small cages and go "cage crazy", have their necks broken and are thrown into a pile to be skinned, many are ANALLY electrocuted. There is just no excuse to be wearing fur in this day and age knowing what these animals go through. I hope you'll be compassionate and drop the fur. Check out www.furisdead.com

Hey Kim,

I find myself really being a fan of yours. Out of all the celebs I have never admired anyone like I have you.
My fiance asked me the other day why do you like her so much, and I replied she is a bad B****, her style is flawless, she is beautiful, and she has bad ass shape. From a woman to a woman girl you got it going on. Keep doing what you doing. And always keep haters in your corner so you will no you still doing it big.

How sweet, funny and cute.

Nice Song. He sings good. But he looks like the type to answer the phone like "YELLOOOOO" ... HAHA ... i'm jus joking ... jus watched your episode thats why ...

HEY KIM!! I LUV YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SOO MUCH! I SAW YOUR SHOW TODAY LOL YALL ARE GOING TO MAKE CHLOE GO CRAZY! BUT IT WAS FUNNY AND YOUR RIGHT SHE DOES NEED SOMEONE TO SHARE HER LIFE WITH......NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS LOL!! WELL I KNOW YOU ARE SO SWEET AND FULL OF ADVICE SO......WELL I HAD A SISTER TO PASS AWAY A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO.SHE LIVED A TOUGH LIFE AND SHE EVENTUALLY ENDED UP COMMITING SUICIDE. IT WAS SO TOUGH FOR MY FAMILY AND I JUST CANT LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT EVEN AFTER A LONG YEAR!! I KNOW YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR FATHER SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY TIPS TO HELP ME WITH THIS?? THANKS AND LUV YOU SOOOO MUCH :)

lol thats funny but i would feel kinda stalkedish if i was kim? lmao

hey kim! i love your show. you and kourtney are so hilarious. do you know if itll be coming out on dvd soon?

To Mona: You are a very unconfident child. You come on here trying to demote Kimberlys beauty. If you find nothing special about her then why do you waste your time on here? You know Kim is one of the most beautiful woman in the world that has been put into the spotlight. When you envy her the way you do it will only make you more ugly. It's pathedic you put your myspace link.You can't even talk about beauty! With your lazy eye and fat puffer fish cheeks you can't judge anyone. Before you say Kim is not pretty take a goooooood look at yourself you look like some gremlin creature out of a disney movie

Mona's hair needs a lot of work done to it.

Kim,
I think it's really cool of you to give this Daniel dude some credit on here...That rocks! It's a pretty funny song. It would be cool to make his reality come true, as someone else said on here, and aw hell, give the poor guy a date, dinner with you or something. Sure Reggie wouldn't mind. Have a heart Doll, know you do. Luv ya girl! ;)

BTW, watched && really loved the E!THS on you && your fam. Me && my honey watched it together. He so totally diggs you, too. Muah!

C.

Mona I totally agree

Help!

Can anybody tell me why I can never view the videos on this site? Everytime I come to the site the video boxes show up as white && I can't even click on them to activate. Does anyone know what the problem may be && how I could fix it?

Thanks!!!

C.

that was so adorable and cute!! he doesnt sound bad at all. Just the sound was a little off. I think he has a good singing voice!

April 9, 2008 12:24 PM
Candice says...


Have to agree with this post the most.

No one will ever be another Kim...but her tips of style are nothing bad too share. Now the perfume thingy...I have to say is out of line a bit. I just love the perfume my sister wears but it smells much different with my skin...we all have different body chemistry and it will all smell different on everyone.

P.S. Kim, keep the tip's comming....your are amazing and your tips are much appreciated...
there's only one Kim. K. I don't think the world would be ready for your double. Stay beautiful and positive. Thx!

DIE FAT BITCH DIE!!!

Hey Kim!
I'm very interested in becoming a model. I have been trying to lose weight for a while now. I don't know if I want to go to the open calls because I feel fat. Should I?

Brie

Hey Kim,

Awwwwwwww!, that's so cute. He got creative and resourceful lol. I love that when he sang " SHE’S COVERED IN BLING
FROM HEAD TO TOE", he showed your jewelry and your toes with the toe ring, very cute! I'm sure he is EXTREMELY exited that you posted this blog! Hey, you're Kim Kardashian, you beauty deserves to be written ans sung about lol.

Love,
Jhanna.

hey kim... it's great that you actually posted that chico's song! He's probably so excited bcuz of that!

xoxo~chacha

Honestly I some people are JUST FREAKS . That song is FREAKY, what WEIRDOS.

You're not too hot for me, this guy must be a dog. However, I wouldn't spend any cash on you like Reggie would...so you should prolly stick with him.

THAT MONA GIRL IS FAKE, HER MYSPACE IS FAKE AS ALSO THAT IS WHY SHE PUTS HER MYSPACE LINK EVERYTIME SHE POSTS A COMMENT. SHE IS NOT AFFRAID OF SHOWING PPL WHO SHE IS BECAUSE IN REALITY THAT MYSPACE IS FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE GO DIE YOU UGLY BITCH

OMG, that is really cute/funny... I do luv your car.. sweeet!

Very Good and a Nice Tribute to Kim. I join you in the fact that I will never by Her boyfriend either; number one I am way too old for Her. That does not mean I cannot Admire Her Beauty which I do.

An Admirer,
Billy
TX

Hi Kim. I'm ABSOLUTELY APPALLED with the rude comments about you!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS AND STUNNING and You seem so sweet. You have an Amazingly Beautiful family and Bruce Jenner seems like such a sweet sweet guy! You are ALL BLESSED and dismiss the evil jealous people because they are the ones that eat what they send out. DO NOT LET IT BOTHER YOU and just disregard it. I had to go through so much of that crap and I just laugh now because it hurts them more when your GENUINELY HAPPY and doing great! Remember, THE BEST SWEET REVENGE IS TO SUCCEED IN LIFE AND TO ALWAYS BE SUPER SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR HEART AND OUTSIDE!! May The Lord protect you all and keep you safe from slanderous lies and jealousy. Jesus is the only way to TRUE HAPPINESS. God Bless YOU ALL and We Love You!! :-)

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